You know,i have nothing against Snow Patrol.And you know its cool if you like them.But if i hear another person talk about them or sing CHASING CARS in a hair-raising,whiny voice i am going to have to drown myself in SNOW.
I think Dick Lee is plastic.No,as in literally made of plastic.Like you know "life's fantastic when you're plastic" plastic? Like my face has been pulled so tight and botox has been injected so regularly i can no longer smile the way normal people do anymore?(Dick I am sorry i genuinely think you are an extremely talented songwriter,just look,what the hell,just listen to your work in Forbidden City which i enjoyed rather much(last night) but when i listen to your music i imagine you to look like Steven Spielberg.But in actuality and reality you look like a KEN doll and its very off putting.OHHH,and that birthday bash,talk about too much controversy! There was more controversy created in that party of yours alone than Britney "i am pregnant for the Federline-th time" Spears did try to make happen all year!)
Okay anyway,on my birthday i met the class in a 10 person reunion and i had the same old,usual kind of experience - PURE FUN,in other words i enjoyed myself so much all you losers out there could not have had a better day than me although by virtue of me writing all this it reveals my own insecurities that perhaps your day was really more well spent than mine but i do not care a bit for that because i love my class and you should just read Michelle's blog to understand why i love this spastic,irritating,nosey bunch of people(Michelle heads the list and Daniel-i love you a lot daniel especially your SIO AH(hokkien for roast duck) but you have to agree with me you come in a close second place behind Michelle on this so unofficial-its-official list.)
I don't think i have written anything quite as funny as all these in a blog post in a long time.(i think its funny,so if you're thinking otherwise,read my post title,which is a.k.a "Go to Hell",turn around and do something more worthwhile of your time,like watch PHUA CHU KANG)
Okay let me take a deep breath first.
Inhaler,where's my inhaler.
Right,much better.Now i can go on a paragraph rampage again.
Anyway,here are the much awaited and anticipated pictures from the Class/Shane and MY Birthday celebration outing.
No wait.
I really hate Sentosa.Never liked it,never will,and probably will advocate the demolishing/reclaiming over of it in 2015,when i run for presidency.If it really does happen,you sun-loving people(don't worry Alvyn,i know you'll vote for me.The Sun and You just cannot co-exist in the same sentence.Wait,i just did it.) can cry and die and use tanning machines.
As much as i hate the backdrop we were in on Saturday,i loved the company i was in - merely a mixture of retards and asylum seekers so unforgettably forgettable.
Here are the pictures.I hope you have wasted the past 5 minutes of your "its(worthless)anyway" life reading this load of intelligible and colourful commentary that has hopefully been forever etched on your mind.
Finally.
This was potluck on a beach.We had Roasted Duck(how much more politically incorrect can this get.You don't bring Roast Duck to a picnic,much less a picnic on a beach,much less a picnic on a renowned beach that is Siloso beach.Daniel,props man,props to you.),potato salad(another wonderful creation from the chef himself.This dish sends a tingling sensation down your spine when the moment you put it in your mouth.Alvyn,props to you too man.)
The rest of the dishes were insignificant.
Weikee(do you know you are actually very good looking) and I,doing really well at acting bored,no actually we were really bored.Alvyn,Shane,Daniel and Raymond were playing Soccer with a bunch of losers(even bigger losers than us) and they won with a convincing score of 50-1. Mr Kellett looks like he will much rather be somewhere else....mmm,i wonder where.But tis not my business so next!
(MORE PICTURES AND COMMENTARY AFTER THIS JUMP!)
And finally,if anyone is interested in this product,
Please drop me a mail at kelvin.ongps@gmail.com .Price is 400 bucks,definitely negotiable and its brand new.Collection time to be at my convienence.
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