Wow.As you can see,i love myself a lot.
Yea,and that is the century's biggest secret.
Actually i have another secret to tell.
I like to look at myself in the mirror a lot.
On the train,in the changing rooms...Even when i pass by the mirrors in Wisma i have to check myself out.(but i do it in such a way that no one knows i am actually checking myself out)
Oh my God i love myself.
In case you haven't realized,this is supposed to be a mockery of me.
Unlike ___________ and ____________,i am willing to poke fun at myself.And they always say to not take yourself or life too seriously or you might worry yourself to an early death.
I have the funniest thing in the world to tell you guys but its getting late and i can feel myself repeating the same words over and over again,which means i am getting tired and when i get tired i don't articulate very well and when that happens i much rather jerk off to porn or die laughing at other peoples' blogs and their inability to construct a proper sentence without making a grammatical error.
(see the irony there?i shouldn't think so.but if you do please tell me what it is.)
Sometimes when i am bored i also like to force my sister to sit down with me to laugh at certain people and their hideous wannabe photos on Friendster such as _________ and _________ and _________. Wait,and ___________. Actually,i also like to make fun of ________ alot. But no one beats the ultimate ugly bitch in _________.
Okay now you all know that i am quite the self-loving,evil _____.
Tell me,is this even surprising for any of you?
2:20 AM